Why is it that if your work wants to be nice to you, it's always 'I know! Instead of letting you go and do what you want to in your own unpaid time at lunchtime/the end of the day, we'll make you stay here and talk to these people you have nothing in common with except that we make you sit in the same room all day already! And you can be here all your usual hours as well! Won't that be lovely!'
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